{"id":93,"date":"2011-09-19T21:38:55","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T20:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hargaden.com\/kevin\/?p=93"},"modified":"2011-09-19T21:38:55","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T20:38:55","slug":"one-line-review-30-minutes-or-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/2011\/09\/19\/one-line-review-30-minutes-or-less\/","title":{"rendered":"One Line Review: 30 Minutes Or Less"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1622547\/\">this <\/a>has the potential to be a rip-roaring bit of fun, the screenwriters forgot to make sure we liked even one of the characters and so as a result the premise that should be thrill-inducing is just another prop to facilitate jokes where the punchline involves some synonym of &#8220;cock&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Your Correspondent, Has 99 problems and they&#8217;re all red balloons<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While this has the potential to be a rip-roaring bit of fun, the screenwriters forgot to make sure we liked even one of the characters and so as a result the premise that should be thrill-inducing is just another prop to facilitate jokes where the punchline involves some synonym of &#8220;cock&#8221;. Your Correspondent, Has 99 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/2011\/09\/19\/one-line-review-30-minutes-or-less\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;One Line Review: 30 Minutes Or Less&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hargaden.com\/kevin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}